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Dear Reader,
The events depicted in this journal are fictitious. Any similarity to any person living or dead is merely coincidental. Most of the material blogged, the opinions expressed, and possible-embellishment of a real-life situation, is ultimately a work of fiction, and is in no way written for anyone except myself.

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I got up at 10 to take Kyle to work and I thought it would be silly to go back to sleep, so here I am, early bird.

I got bored about 30 minutes ago so I made these:
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In case you were wondering, these are banana nut chocolate chip (aka the third butt cheek I will soon inherit from these)

They are enormous! and quite delicious. It's a shame I have nobody to share them with, Kyle doesn't eat nuts so these will probably sit. Oh how I love baking.

Soon to come: thick chocolate chip pancakes with powdered sugar (boyfriend eats them like they're going out of style), croissants, blueberry muffins, and banana pudding.

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April 2007- Dntel- Dumb Luck
April 10 Blonde Redhead- 23
April 24 Yoko Ono- Open Your Box [remixes]
May 8 Bjork- Volta
June 19 Savath & Savalas- Golden Pollen
July 10- Spoon- Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga

Summer 2007-
Chemical Brothers- We Are The Night
Portishead- [TBA]
U.N.K.L.E- War Stories
White Stripes- Icky Thump

Fall 2007- Animal Collective- [TBA]

Other albums to be released in 2007-
+PJ Harvey
+Hot Chip
+Massive Attack
+Radiohead [eh?]

Cool I'll have some new stuff to listen to soon.

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So I just took a nap and had a dream that my wisdom teeth caused me to lose 3 teeth. They fell out, bled everywhere, and they put in temp-fake teeth. In was very vivid. I remember when blood started pouring out of my mouth I wiped my mouth and it was just me massively drooling, but then I fell back asleep and it resumed. It was awful.

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I've decided my maternal role in life. Instead of children, who are loud, annoying, expensive, and talk back to you, I've decided to dedicate my "womb" to domestic animals.

Sure, dogs and cats are loud, annoying, and expensive BUT they love you no matter if you blow your nose and look at your tissue too long, or if you eat tons of chocolate every night. They listen to your bullshit no matter what. They love when you come home, and they are always one price (unless they experience some sort of disease). They don't ask for money, or slam doors in your face, they don't leave home, and expect you to pay $50,000 for their education. Nope, these animals don't require education, just attention, love, a full water/food bowl, and a warm bed. I'll give that to you, my furry friends.

We have one cat at the moment. Kyle wants to get another kitten once we move out, and I'm even thinking of getting another one too. They are nice companions. We also want dogs. Now, Kyle doesn't want a dog until we have a yard, but I plan on living in biggish cities the rest of my life, so Fido is just going to have to deal with not having a huge yard, but to compensate I want to walk him everywhere and make sure he gets tons of exercise and park playmates. I'm really bent out of shape about getting a puppy maybe within the next year. Who knows, maybe we'll agree to disagree.

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Although not celebrated in the USA (just Azerbaijan, Belarus, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Bulgaria, China, Cuba, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Macedonia, Moldova, Mongolia, Russia, Serbia, Tajikistan, Ukraine, Uzbekistan, and Vietnam, ahem) today is International Women's Day.

So, here's to you, my estrogen filled friends.

I think to celebrate this event I am going to buy a box of chocolate cupcakes, maybe some other fattening food, then sit on my couch and watch the rest of season six of Sex and the City.